The entire proof is valid only if the "U.S. Department of education is always right" hypothesis is true.
Given:
1. Homework is a finite set and can't have element from both the asexual or sexual set.
2. asexual ∪ sexual = Universal set.
3. asexual ∩ sexual = Ø.
4. asexual elements do themselves
5. "Don't do the assignment yourself. It's not your homework--it's your child's." said U.S. Department of education.
6. Humans ⊆ sexual. child⊆humans.
Prove:
Homework ⊆ sexual
| Statement |
Reason |
| homework is not sexual |
assume the opposite |
asexual ∪ sexual = Universal set
asexual ∩ sexual = Ø
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given |
| asexual is the absolute complement of sexual |
Complement laws |
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Homework is a finite set and can't have element from both the asexual or sexual set
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given
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| homework ⊆ asexual |
A set in universe that's not a subset of a universe's subset then it must be the subset's complement set's subset if it have to be a subset of one of them. |
| homework do themselves |
subset inherit the property of it's superset |
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"Don't do the assignment yourself. It's not your homework--it's your child's." said U.S. Department of education.
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Given
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Child do homework
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U.S. Department of education is always right
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Humans ⊆ sexual
Child ⊆ humans
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Given
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Child ⊆ sexual
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Transitive property
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Child is not Homework
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asexual is not sexual
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Homework don't do themselves
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child do homework, and child are not homework
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homework ⊆ sexual
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Contradicts with the property of asexual
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Q.E.D.
at least homework have all the property sexual have...
I found this joke "I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself." on the Urban Dictionary, I google around and found this joke is not that popular. [Results 1 - 10 of about 77,400 for homework asexual. (0.19 seconds) ]
So I guess, I would try to boost this joke's potential by spin it in with...
MATH!!!
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