The return of my lost calculator + Facebook thinks I'm gay

Just great. Today I got my TI-83+ back after losing for 13 days. I am not happy about this at all. I spent all the money for TI-89 for nothing! I'm eating top ramen because I don't have money left after the purchase!
I don't know the full story, but someone in my school took it... and then it's taken by her boyfriend, then I saw him using it in chem class... so I asked, and I got my calculator back.

But I lost over $100 because someone just decide to "take" it.
I don't know what I'm suppose to think, be happy about finally it's returned, or angry about why it was ever taken away from me.

Oh the other hand, Facebook thinks I'm gay.
I was greeted with this ad when I opened my Facebook homepage.
Gay.com
Now I have to rethink about my life... what did I do made Facebook believe I'm perfect for the ad... and never do them again.
So I consulted people in Lilug

ronnote: Facebook has probably just tracked all the time you've spent looking for lesbians.
Mgccl: ....
ronnote: besides you can offer to let the girls try to convert you.
Mgccl: convert me to lesbian... hot...


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