April fools' + thx Caltech

Few pranks today.
1. On the late bus, I was tricked to think it was bus to Wading River instead of Shoreham
2. Someone said I can go live in his house so I can finally go to my dream high school in Long Island--Syosset High School
3. Someone says it's easier for me to get into MIT by sleeping with all the admissions than getting 2400 on the SATs. Bull! MIT have way too big admission committee!
4. I and my pre-calc classmates organized a prank, where all pretend didn't do their homework, and I pretend I did my homework. So after that was revealed... I returned my homework to the person I took from... OMG you have to see to understand how funny that as. When the teacher was asking. "So no one did homework beside Chao?", I replied. "I guess because I know my limits." xDDD lame math pun... the homework was on limits xDDD.

Speaking of pranks....
Caltech
Caltech released a prank version of MIT's The Tech last November. A PDF version is here.

Some of the stuff I saw is so good, I can't help to put it up.
Birth control and it's effectiveness:

MIT sperm is not that expensive

This is... the best math joke ever, nothing in the world can top it!
The math. math. lol!

This is from the view point of someone who can't understand math...
Looking at 2 person talking about math... then a embedded math joke...

Here is the condensed version... I like this one better.

or this one... if you like it more... it's good for t-shirt and logo... do math or get high...
Do math or get high


SHS can't be your dream high

tonyb's picture

SHS can't be your dream high school
THEY BLOCK WIKIPEDIA HERE
evil

thatguy2: stuff like

Mgccl's picture

thatguy2: stuff like dimension
thatguy2: julia set
Mgccl: thatguy2: that's such a general topic...
thatguy2: well we haven't been learning it for that long
thatguy2: we've done other stuff like cycles, seeds and orbits, attracting, repelling and neutral points

You guys get to learn about fractals in your math class!

Hmm?

Brendon Kozlowski's picture

I thought the high score on an SAT was 1400, not 2400? You've mentioned it twice now, I thought it was originally a typo... Am I wrong? :D

high score 2400. 800 each.

Mgccl's picture

high score 2400. 800 each. :)

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