Facebook can't count

This is like random stuff + thoughts of the week...

Facebook thought I was gay... They better be improving on ad marketing...
Now it believe I'm Asian. Proof:

It is correct this time, I wonder how did they know. I liked the blog too, especially this post. maybe they did analysis of my profile, and their algorithm says "Only Asian people would put mathematics and MIT in every piece of their profile."
But how can they develop such a sophisticated algorithm when they can't count? Proof:

What? how can they be 71 more people when there are only 68 people in the group?

Maybe a group can have negative people.
What are the negative people? People who goes against this group? Well this group is about my schools student government election. The candidates are to my knowledge, the best choice. Maybe there are other groups made to attract votes from this K&K group, and Facebook somehow knows.

Or, Facebook is saying, by tomorrow, there will be 71 more people in the group though the gDay™ with MATE™ Google search API.

How does Facebook know these stuff? Is Facebook that advanced? Or I'm I just been stupid not seeing the obvious algorithms. They definitely find computational power in human DNAs(happened intentionally by divide Gauss's DNA by 0) and used them.

I'm happy I'm on the news of my math class group:

My lame math pun is actually funny xD

Next year I'm not going to be in Journalism. Because I'm going to be THE NEWS1 instead of the news reporter. People are going to interview ME! I will lead Shoreham Wading-River and beat Ward Melville in Suffolk County Math Tournament, and send a email to Half Hollow Hill East's computer science team. With only one sentence to create a mega psychological impact.

I'm sorry to inform you that the winning team of this year's St. Joseph's Annual High School Programming Contest in Long Island will not be Half Hollow Hill East due to the presence of Shoreham Wading-River.

nah....I won't send the mail... it sounds too cocky.

What do you call a person racist against Chinese people?
Ricist!
haha. I invented that joke. Under GPL license.

I were was going to run for the president and stuff, I even made a battle plan2. but I was too involved in the mathematical challenges. I have to make the choice. This year there are strong candidates, the chance for me to win is way too low. But that will be quite fun, because it's going to be like Obama VS Clinton:Minority VS Women presidents.

In AP chem, every time someone says "I did everything right but the answer was wrong", I'm tempted to say "because your calculator was on degree mode."

There were people who just don't want to us RSS, I talked with them about enjoying the new technology. I tried to convince them that RSS is not just some random bloat, with my last resort.
"What's so good about RSS? when ever there is a information posted, you can see them almost in an instant without scheduling your next trip to my blog. It's like knowing that you are pregnant the moment it happens."
The result isn't that well.

My next 2 topics:
DNA computing(Going to be my long time scientific research area other than immortality and portable WMDs) and how I would fail my English essay.
A lecture analysis is due soon. If I wake up at 3 AM, I will do it, or I will forget it. Leave everything to the uncertain... bad ass style.

  1. 1. In a good way
  2. 2. The plan were obvious after reading the graph below. It come from my analysis of previous high school student president result across America in the last century. The Chinese version? Replace bribe with \frac{r^2 C(x)}{M(x)} where C(x) is student x's hour of devotion on communism, M(x) is how good he is with math, and r^2 is the square of the radice.

Or....

Simon's picture

People have been leaving whilst new people have been joining.

Well... people leaving are

Mgccl's picture

Well... people leaving are not suppose to be counted as "more people"
what happened to your site? at least don't take down your old wordpress blog.

That quote

kuzew's picture

Try the GNU Free Documentation License (FDL) rather than the GNU GPL... for some obvious reasons.. d: or better yet the Creative Commons License.

Also, we _WILL_ win the St. Joseph's Programming Competition! Just because we have you on our team! (:
Gah, you should of sent in that email to Half Hollow Hill East, we need some psychological warfare! Hehehe.

Cheers...
- kuzew

haha. I have to look into

Mgccl's picture

haha. I have to look into the FDL thing...
GPL for now... can't bother to change it..
Psychological warfare? I will make my hair stand out on that day... and I will personally tell them

You know my hair was naturally blond... but since I have done so much preparation for this CS contest... My hair's DNA structure changed into Asian. BTW I steal processing powers from my own DNA... I have Mathematica installed on my chlorophylls... in case you don't know, I can do photolysis and make sugar... I'm my own sugar daddy...I'm not just Chao, I'm wikiChao, anyone can edit me for the better... I am the rule 34...with LaTeX.. it make everything looks better...

Their brain will explode due to integer overflow or segfault under my arbitrary large awesomeness.

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