Sup dawg math/cs jokes

I was bored on facebook, so I made a few sup dawg math jokes. Then I go on and did a lot more. Sure it's lame and most are non-creative.

sup dawg, I heard you like sets, so I put a set in your set so you can union while you union!

sup dawg, I heard you like block matrix, so I put a block matrix inside your block matrix so you can multiply while you multiply!

sup dawg, I heard you like induction, so I put a parameter in a parameter so you can induct while you induct!

sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a function inside itself so you can recurse while you recurse while you recurse while you recurse while you....

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sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a sup dawg inside your sup dawg, so you can sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a sup dawg inside your sup dawg, so you can....

sup dawg, I heard you like expanding, so I put a binomial coefficient inside your binomial coefficient so you can expand while you expand!

sup dawg, I heard you like trigonometry, so I put a arcsin inside your sin so you can do trig while maintain your identity.

sup dawg, I heard you like boring calculations, so I put a differential equations inside your differential equation so you can calculate while you calculate.

sup dawg, I heard you like Hilbert's program, so I put a formal system inside your formal system so you can be incomplete while incomplete!

sup dawg, I heard you like linear algebra done right, so I put a... nvm, you don't learn determinants.

sup dawg, I heard you like probability, so I put some probability in your probability so you can expect while you expect!

sup dawg, I heard you like binary trees, so I put a binary tree in your binary tree so you can search while you search.

sup dawg, I heard you like graphs, so I put a graph inside your graph so you can transverse while transverse.

sup dawg, I heard you like expensive textbooks, so I put Sipser's book inside Applied Combinatorics, so you can cry while you cry.


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