I pledge to the United Nations that I will stop using my sexiness to get what ever I want, I have to stop be such a pimp.
But I will still use that as opening for next year's coffee house, where people show their talents...

P.S. Kyle, I don't kare if you got a hoe or not, you just don't have the balls to have the balls.

Getting invisible tattoos featuring math equations.
Get a myspace and let my friends post good thing about me so when college sees it, they get delusional.

My Master Plan of complete Kyle's Dare(Go to any girl and ask for their bra size):
1. Go to any girl and say "What is your bra size?"
then, I point at Kyle
"He wants to know, but he don't have the balls to ask. BTW do you like people with balls?"


Summer is hot
->when it's hot, people like to argue
->when people argues, it creates "a critical division in opinion, beliefs, interests"
->that's explains why summer is the cleavage season.

Why is the blog called blogs?
Blogs originally called weblogs, then people take out the "we". so seems like blog are only for one person.

Statement	Reason
1. Chao is Asian Triangle ABC	1. Given
2. Chao is good at math	2. Def. of Asian
3. Chao knows all the property there is for Triangle ABC	3.Def. of good at math
4. Chao is a slacker	3.Chao's law

In this world, there are 3 ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way, a.k.a. the sexy way.

I got the blog! I got the power! You wiispect my wiidership you wiitard.

I don't want to mention names but today someone in my Macro class got Shampoo in her eyes. She said she washed her eyes in cold water around 20 minutes and seems like there are still problems.

I suggest some mentally challenged ways to solve the problem.

Don't try anything I stated here

Hot water: Temperature could make the shampoo dissolve faster since the heat make molecules moves faster against it's weak bonds.
Vinegar or Hydrochloric acid: Usually Shampoo have high pH, acids can quickly recover the pH to around 7.
Chloroform: It would burn the shampoo and change it into something else.
More shampoo: Like dissolves like...

Wow, it's great I don't like to talk...