Archive - May 1, 2007

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Notes for May 1

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Chinese people don't eat babies.
It's called aborted fetuses! get it right!

Never under estimate my blogs' power.

Those Kamikaze origami planes does huge damage to the allies.

The public library needs something that provides my address so I could renew my library card.
"Bills, drivers license, Facebook, anything that prove you live in this community"

I got some Chinese propaganda chocolates
"Long live Chair man Mao"
WTF...

I should produce a product, any product, and name it "BALLS"
so in our ads, it will sound like this. "Do you have the BALLS?"

Those middle school girls really gives me an illusion of "Chicks dig Chao"

AP Bio things I have learned

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1. Brunettes are wild type.
2. NO means Nitric Oxide
3. Gangster are genetics, so are rice farmers
4. Homework are used to poison kids
5. "Current events" are used to filter good managers from bad managers.
6. Don't expect to get 100 on any test except the 1st one
7. Test corrections are for anyone... but I just don't want to spend 30 minute to gain 10 points from a test
8. There is a great "little book" filled with disgusting pictures.
9. AP bio teachers love to show them
10. If you are talking nonsense, maybe there is a mutation in your stop codon.
11. No one goes to bathroom in AP bio
12. No one ask questions like "Is it true if you don't use it you lose it?" during human reproduction lessons.
13. btw, you should....
14. Freshmen are most likely the victim of dissection
15. in-laws have their special habitat, study them well...
16. I put vinegar on my hair so no one can use my impossibly strong hair to stab people.
17. No mini college days.
18. AP bio severely sucks out the fun from living.
19. Best suicide prevention is to stop classes like this
20. Visa doesn't seem to help my grade
21. There will never be ninjas jump into the room and fight
22. But there will be someone dressing as a ninja.
23. Don't eat in the class, unless there is a sub
24. Getting pwned at tests by Katie is inevitable, just like parallel lines will never met
25. But it do in the limit to infinity
26. I can get sidetracked by math during bio
27. Cleavages can not sidetrack people because it's a stages of embryonic development.
28. But there is always something good in BIO...
29. I can say "I know more about your reproductive system than you do" after I learned chapter 46
30. "Do you know your vagina's pH? I do. 4.2 to 5.0, unless you got yeast. Want me to check?"

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