Today I went to the zoo trip..

A polar bear can't move though cell membranes, but non-polar ones can.
Two polar bears are bipolar bears.

The wind is breaking my ribs.

Sometimes I found I got very funny things to say, but I can't say them.
So I'm like Pu, but without balls(figuratively).

Spanish spider...

Pay per view Margarineflys is totally not eatable.

Merry go around... of death!!!... just kidding. A merry go around with loads of bugs. extreme sport.

"The train is stopped because our system's design, you will not leave the seat. it will go back on soon."
"Ahh... A great way to say your system sucks..."

I saw a firefox!

"The babies are over 100 pounds."
"that's a fat baby."
"Yep, it could feed loads of Chinese people...
back in the old days"

Global warming, who cares. The world is going to end in 2012.

Don't ever try to smug a elephant home.

"I wish I was a baby."
"You were..."

I'm so proud I got a 1 gallon bladder, I don't have to go to bathroom in the zoo.