I got a few micro controller samples laying around. I don't have development board for some of them.
Idea strike!
Why don't I wear them!!!!

Material:

1. a floppy
2. two micro controllers[I used TMS470R1B1M]
3. bunch of paper clips
4. Industrial strength super glue

Procedure:

1. Take off the metal part in the floppy. Then cut it into a small square piece.
2. Put a hole in the square piece
3. Super glue the micro controllers in both side of the piece, don't glue your finger together, you don't want to go to school with deformed hands.
4. Make a chain with paper clips. I googled around and found no tutorial. Hopefully all humans have that knowledge built into their genes
5. Let 2 of the paper clips go though the hole in the square piece
6. Celebrate the geekness!

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