√(beer) = Root beer.
e^♥ = exp(♥) Love experience experimental growth
b*log(my*day) blog my day

Every time I get my order at Macdonald's, the counter says "you got served!"

My mum expect me to study about SAT all the time when she is not around.
"Everyday I wake up all excited because I could do some SATs! Of course I could hang out and screw hot chicks, but SAT is what I really love. My dream is to marry SAT and have loads of babies."
No, that will never happen.

My parents had the most boring party last weekend.
90% of the people in the party have glasses.

Rob pharmacy.

Pizza in macys.

plain... snake....

helium gets you high.

Do I want you or iPod?
-iPod don't nag.
-iPod sings better.
-iPod can be with me all day.
-I can share my iPod.
-iPod never get jealous if I got a new iPod
-iPod don't take me to the mall and ask me "what do you think of this?"