I can't belive this part from Shakespeare's Timon of Athens » Act I. Scene I

Painter
You're a dog.
APEMANTUS
Thy mother's of my generation: what's she, if I be a dog?

I think he is the one who started the word bitch, I pay high respect to him, maybe I should write a essay just on the above citation.

My mum brought me some notebooks for me.
I'm questioning her incentive.
Notebooks for any guy should not look be covered in pink and have the girlish style printed "Sweet" on two bright red cherry1!

1. 1. but I have to use it because my old ones are mysteriously missing after my mum brought a tampon for me.

This is the most amazing article I have ever read, here is an excerpt from Bitter Asian Men
Asian entropy is the concept that girls tend to dump their Asian boyfriends for white guys because this action is consistent with laws of nature. It is stated that the entropy of the universe increases in all natural processes. Since Asians are more orderly, reserved, compassionate, and socially responsible than white guys, the Second Law of Thermodynamics demands the girls to ditch them for bellicose, philistine white trash. This action is also irreversible in that "once you go black (in this case, white), there's no coming back."
ZOMG... this make me have to do some scientific experiment to see if this is true...
I'm going to start my experiment by go to a place filled with hot girls and point at my body and say"you can have all thhhhhisssss"....
No, I'm not going to do that. I'm the very orderly, reserved, compassionate, and socially responsible Asian you are seeing everyday.