My mum destroy all the coke I had because she think I get diabetes if I drink.
"WTF did you do with my coke?"
My mum throw them out, she come to my room, search for it, found it and drain it down the sink while I'm in school studying my ass off.
Coke are like the only fun thing that brings happiness in my life. I don't want something big, like going on the moon and take a dump there! She just have a problem with pursuit of happiness.
"I gave you a chance to redeem yourself after killing most of the innocent cokes. See, I got respect for you, I didn't drink all the coke that night, and yet, you disrespect me! You got into my room and did an unspeakable act against god! you really disappointed me. BTW how many bags of Jack Link's beef Jerky you had?"
"You are just over protective, just like the song "over protective" from Brittney spears(when she was a whore). You got to know when to stop. I'm not going to be 81 and .. WOW, that's beer! I'm going to add corn syrup in everything until I finally get diabetes"
mom: This is madness
me: this is situational irony of fate.
wish there is someone good with literature and do hi 5(owned!)
I'm like Naruto, whenever I get angry, I let out the bitch within.
So my dad suggest me to have some beer... I ignored him.
"Don't tell me what's best for me, you don't even know how to save a word document. What if I die tomorrow, you would be happy the last thing you did is to take coke away from me? You know we are poor right? or did you just got a deal from allstate and you are in good hand? Every time you come to US you start some fight and always end by you getting what you want or you destroy stuff! This is not over between you and me, I'm going to get you back by torturing myself!"
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