If some freshmen dates a Junior...
Then he/she will have 4 PROMS!
that makes a professional out of anyone.
Work Application: "Have 4 years of experience in proms. Show talent in the advanced field of not getting drunk"

Golden rule of long lasting relationship:
Never install windows Vista on your partner's PC...
Good one.. I own this joke to Chris Pirillo, I put it here so I won't forget.

I love the game LF2... but not many girls play it...
because there is no make up in the game...

When I gone to Australia, I only have enough vocab to talk to a elementary kid...
A not so bright elementary kid.
I was trying to fit in... and I failed because of my English skill...
"He didn't wear his condom... that's not cool"
example of how I try to fit in.
(condom must be some kind of clothes)
"Oh, I wear condom all the time... I just didn't wear it today... cause I have so many of them I don't know what to chose"
"..."

Yesterday is the first time I realize I might be a rotten banana... yellow in the outside, black in the inside.
"what do you want to eat... you just got $100"
"fried chicken and water melon."

I'm rich...

scene:
Chao Xu, standing among a group of homeless people. He took out a penny and give to one of the homeless and said "Take it, you need it more than I do"
explanation:
Foil!!!!!!!

"Je pense, donc je suis;"
René Descartes

"Je étude, donc je suis;"
Chao Xu

A complex dog eat my homework. I can imagine the homework just got digested in it's fractal shaped stomach.

Stop, I don't need any more electrons! let me be positve for a moment!

Noooooo... we share everything!!!.
I hate covalent bond.

What... now you took everything away!!!
I hate ionic bond.

Everytime I lose some blood, I lose some of my math power.
[paper cut]
"oh great!, now I have to re-learn quadratic formula!"
[mosquito bite]
The mosquito acquired the ability to solve integrals....
without a calculator....
in roman numerals...

Everyone like imaginary worlds... Harry potter, Lord of the rings, Start Wars...
N00bs!
here is my imaginary world:
i

to much math joke for one day >.<

will work for food
will work for good
will work for blog
will work for derivatives

Do you think or do you know you mastered PHP?
A PHP syntax exam from BlueShoes is the exact thing you need to test yourself.
Try a teaser before you get into the real test:
$x = ("15" == 15)
What's the data type of $x?
You can find the answer by doing the real test. (yes... a paradox...)

To help you with the questions, BlueShoes have a PHP cheat sheet with few tables of empty(), is_null() functions and comparison results between different expressions. Trust me, you can't get everything right the first try.

What? too easy? want some other challenge? you got it.
A PHP contest for Zend studio is held on The Programming and Management Blog, test your skill there.
I wish you guys best luck on it on beating me, so I can get the No.2 spot and get the t-shirt in my dreams.

Sidetrack...

I'm RICH!!!

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