Archive - Sep 2007

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Homework is sexual

The entire proof is valid only if the "U.S. Department of education is always right" hypothesis is true.

Given:
1. Homework is a finite set and can't have element from both the asexual or sexual set.
2. asexual ∪ sexual = Universal set.
3. asexual ∩ sexual = Ø.
4. asexual elements do themselves
5. "Don't do the assignment yourself. It's not your homework--it's your child's." said U.S. Department of education.
6. Humans ⊆ sexual. child⊆humans.

Prove:
Homework ⊆ sexual

Statement Reason
homework is not sexual assume the opposite
asexual ∪ sexual = Universal set
asexual ∩ sexual = Ø
given
asexual is the absolute complement of sexual Complement laws
Homework is a finite set and can't have element from both the asexual or sexual set given
homework ⊆ asexual A set in universe that's not a subset of a universe's subset then it must be the subset's complement set's subset if it have to be a subset of one of them.
homework do themselves subset inherit the property of it's superset
"Don't do the assignment yourself. It's not your homework--it's your child's." said U.S. Department of education. Given
Child do homework U.S. Department of education is always right
Humans ⊆ sexual
Child ⊆ humans
Given
Child ⊆ sexual Transitive property
Child is not Homework asexual is not sexual
Homework don't do themselves child do homework, and child are not homework
homework ⊆ sexual Contradicts with the property of asexual

Q.E.D.
at least homework have all the property sexual have...

I found this joke "I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself." on the Urban Dictionary, I google around and found this joke is not that popular. [Results 1 - 10 of about 77,400 for homework asexual. (0.19 seconds) ]
So I guess, I would try to boost this joke's potential by spin it in with...
MATH!!!

Krumo: Version 2.0 of print_r(); and var_dump();

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Last update of dBug was March 22, 2007, sounds old.
In the mean time, Krumo start to release, and is promoted as the version 2.0 of print_r(); and var_dump();
Same idea as dBug, but a different look.

Forget var_dump and print_r. Too lame for debugging.

Mount Jiuhua Visit

Back in August, I went to the Mount Jiuhua with my parents. Never posted them because my space and bandwidth was limited. Not anymore. Switching to site5 boosted my disk space to 165GB and 5TB transfer for just 5 dollars a month[shamless ad ].


I have posted some photos from the Mount Jiuhua trip

All the photos are low quality (480*360). I should upload the high quality ones one other time.[Large images are huge. I might chose to use Flickr soon]

Mount Jiuhua is somewhere around the location below.

Migrated to site5

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A few things I did during the change:
1. Upgrade all the modules to the latest version
2. No more blinking feeds button
3. Using Zen theme(easier to work with when I have some nice ideas)
4. Site name became mgccl.com(might change later)
5. Site domain changes to Mgccl.com. Be sure to update your bookmark ;)
6. Old domain now redirect to the new one with some http 301 status. 301 status are the best to inform the search engines.
7. COL(crying out loudly). I need at least 5 months to make my site as famous as the old one again for both Google and Alexa.
8. Disabled statistic module, in the future, I will disable the search module(the search index is emptied during the update so now the search system don't do much...) when Google indexed most of my page.
9. Some image problems, will be fixed soon. Some JS problems too xD

A day to remember, september 21th, 2007

A list of accomplishments for today:
1. Beat a certain someone at a science subject test. My score was 90. I have tried for 2 years. Finally I beat her. Finally it happened
2. My first credit card! Finally it happened
3. Spent $120 on getting hosting from site5.com (migration: next 3 days...) Finally it happened
4. Spent $6 for food, in school. First time I spend that much money in school. After I become a Junior, this is the first real lunch . Finally it happened
5. In fact, today is the day I spent the most money..
6. Start to work on the mathematic love letter. currently, successful. Finally it happened
it's funny, not because I'm a geek in love. Inspired by Mathematicians love letter. Which I think it's too much geometry and too little algebra.
7. All my frustrations are temporarily gone. So nice to not have a girlfriend.

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