Mgccl's Ivory Towerso tired

Logic paradox always throw my smart friends into coma.
"Half of my jokes are real, this is not one of them."

I know why there is so many Mexicans in US.
Here is the CSS source

#US{
border-left-width: 15px; 
border-right-width: 15px; 
border-top-width: 5px; 
border-bottom-width: 0px; 
border-bottom-style: hidden;
border-bottom-color: transparent;
}

My love have no mass nor gravity, it must be a fast moving photon.

I hate shopping, but I can't escape my fate.
My mum take me to shopping and it's not possible for me to run away from it. Because she pick me up at the SAT test center.
There is a urge for me to open the car door and jump out.
Sadly I don't want to ruin my hair.
Walmart is sucking away my soul, all I can think of is. PLEASE, PLEASE, GOD, STOP TESTING ME. WHY IS MY MUM CHECKING OUT EVERYTHING THAT"S SHINING!!!!