Archive - Quotes

sexually arouse

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It's sad that most math problem don't sexually arouse me anymore.

Math Slut

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Some girls only talk to me when they need me for math. What do they think I am? A math slut?

— Chao Xu

Why math make you different.

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Being good at math directly resulted my lack of social life in high school. Trust me. no one ever draw penises on my notebook.

— Mgccl

Math laid

The amount of mathematical skills are inversely proportional to the period of getting laid. Sorry, I mean frequency.

— Mgccl

Ninja math

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There is no such thing as numbers, only ninjas in disguise.

— Mgccl

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