Pelle is not some famous person, it's just a friend of mine who refuse to friend me on Facebook just for fun.

That's what I get for been annoying him that "You should get a Facebook and add me" for months. xD.
So today I suddenly have the idea to get people to help me ask Pelle to add me as friend.
We succeeded(at least friend for 29 days)! Thx to everyone who have helped.

His facebook wall was flooded with posts saying "add Chao". I lol'd so bad.
My Facebook username is chao.xu. Which can be accessed with or without the dot. Or the dot at any place, like c.haoxu also works. This might not work in the future. So use the original just for safe.
I was thinking of mgccl for my username. I wonder if it will change later.
Because Facebook are connecting people I know in real life, which knows me as Chao Xu, so it is strange to use Mgccl.
The mgccl username will be used for a page I created feature Mgccl. but it need 1000 fans first.
It's a common knowledge that many China born people don't have middle names.
Sucks for me. Today I have been enlightened by someone who showed only her middle name on Facebook. I should get a cool middle name and screw my last name.(Because no one can pronounce it right and I'm sick of that happening)
I tired to use the name "Burrito" because it's easy to feed on and have lots of nutrition.

REJECTED!
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It's time for a true self search and find what middle name really suits me.
This is like random stuff + thoughts of the week...
Facebook thought I was gay... They better be improving on ad marketing...
Now it believe I'm Asian. Proof:

It is correct this time, I wonder how did they know. I liked the blog too, especially this post. maybe they did analysis of my profile, and their algorithm says "Only Asian people would put mathematics and MIT in every piece of their profile."
But how can they develop such a sophisticated algorithm when they can't count? Proof:

What? how can they be 71 more people when there are only 68 people in the group?
Maybe a group can have negative people.
What are the negative people? People who goes against this group? Well this group is about my schools student government election. The candidates are to my knowledge, the best choice. Maybe there are other groups made to attract votes from this K&K group, and Facebook somehow knows.
Or, Facebook is saying, by tomorrow, there will be 71 more people in the group though the gDay™ with MATE™ Google search API.
How does Facebook know these stuff? Is Facebook that advanced? Or I'm I just been stupid not seeing the obvious algorithms. They definitely find computational power in human DNAs(happened intentionally by divide Gauss's DNA by 0) and used them.
I'm happy I'm on the news of my math class group:

My lame math pun is actually funny xD
Next year I'm not going to be in Journalism. Because I'm going to be THE NEWS1 instead of the news reporter. People are going to interview ME! I will lead Shoreham Wading-River and beat Ward Melville in Suffolk County Math Tournament, and send a email to Half Hollow Hill East's computer science team. With only one sentence to create a mega psychological impact.
I'm sorry to inform you that the winning team of this year's St. Joseph's Annual High School Programming Contest in Long Island will not be Half Hollow Hill East due to the presence of Shoreham Wading-River.
nah....I won't send the mail... it sounds too cocky.
What do you call a person racist against Chinese people?
Ricist!
haha. I invented that joke. Under GPL license.
I were was going to run for the president and stuff, I even made a battle plan2. but I was too involved in the mathematical challenges. I have to make the choice. This year there are strong candidates, the chance for me to win is way too low. But that will be quite fun, because it's going to be like Obama VS Clinton:Minority VS Women presidents.
In AP chem, every time someone says "I did everything right but the answer was wrong", I'm tempted to say "because your calculator was on degree mode."
There were people who just don't want to us RSS, I talked with them about enjoying the new technology. I tried to convince them that RSS is not just some random bloat, with my last resort.
"What's so good about RSS? when ever there is a information posted, you can see them almost in an instant without scheduling your next trip to my blog. It's like knowing that you are pregnant the moment it happens."
The result isn't that well.
My next 2 topics:
DNA computing(Going to be my long time scientific research area other than immortality and portable WMDs) and how I would fail my English essay.
A lecture analysis is due soon. If I wake up at 3 AM, I will do it, or I will forget it. Leave everything to the uncertain... bad ass style.
where C(x) is student x's hour of devotion on communism, M(x) is how good he is with math, and r^2 is the square of the radice.
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