Mgccl's Ivory Towerso tired

I was bored on facebook, so I made a few sup dawg math jokes. Then I go on and did a lot more. Sure it's lame and most are non-creative.

sup dawg, I heard you like sets, so I put a set in your set so you can union while you union!

sup dawg, I heard you like block matrix, so I put a block matrix inside your block matrix so you can multiply while you multiply!

sup dawg, I heard you like induction, so I put a parameter in a parameter so you can induct while you induct!

sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a function inside itself so you can recurse while you recurse while you recurse while you recurse while you....

or
sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a sup dawg inside your sup dawg, so you can sup dawg, I heard you like recursion, so I put a sup dawg inside your sup dawg, so you can....

sup dawg, I heard you like expanding, so I put a binomial coefficient inside your binomial coefficient so you can expand while you expand!

sup dawg, I heard you like trigonometry, so I put a arcsin inside your sin so you can do trig while maintain your identity.

sup dawg, I heard you like boring calculations, so I put a differential equations inside your differential equation so you can calculate while you calculate.

sup dawg, I heard you like Hilbert's program, so I put a formal system inside your formal system so you can be incomplete while incomplete!

sup dawg, I heard you like linear algebra done right, so I put a... nvm, you don't learn determinants.

sup dawg, I heard you like probability, so I put some probability in your probability so you can expect while you expect!

sup dawg, I heard you like binary trees, so I put a binary tree in your binary tree so you can search while you search.

sup dawg, I heard you like graphs, so I put a graph inside your graph so you can transverse while transverse.

sup dawg, I heard you like expensive textbooks, so I put Sipser's book inside Applied Combinatorics, so you can cry while you cry.

A joke I heard today, so I translated it. Note the teacher can punish students by not allow them to sit down. Discipline!

The math teacher asks Lei.
"How many people are there in your group?"
"12"
"How many ways can you line up your group if you are not allowed to be in the first or the last place."
"hmmm..." Lei thought for a long time and can't give an answer.
"You are not allowed to sit down until class ends."
Then teacher asks Wei.
"How many people are there in your group?"
"3"
......
Everyone laughs on in inside for Wei's epic win.
The teacher thought for a while, and asked.
"Suppose each member in your group have to pick a few people from Lei's group to form 3 new groups. How many ways are there?"

PWNT!

What's with those people saying math is not a spectator sport. They are so WRONG.

I just imagined this epic math performance.

"This is John Doe here reporting on the newest development in Spectacular Math Competition. We are currently live and over 1 million viewers world wide is watching it with us. Z is currently working on the last problem. He wrote down a few lines of proofs. He crossed them out! He looks like he is thinking. Now on the other side, X is drawing a diagram, looks like a figure with four vertices. Could it be... a square?... oh no, it's a rectangle! Z just looked up, has he thought of some elegant proof? No, just someone flashing in the audience. X seems to give up. He put his head down. Y is the only contestant who wrote down nothing on his paper. From previous competitions, we found Y does all the proof in his head, if he ever write something, that's when he have the full solution... oh my god, look, Y just picked up the pen! The crowd is chanting his name. Cheerleaders' from Y's high school spell out the Euler formula. That's a new one, last time it was the sum of squares formula. Z seems to have figured out something too, he shouts "Eureka!" and start to write on his paper with his pencil blessed by the Pope. The competition ends in 10 minutes, could they finish the proof...oh, nvm that, Y raised his hand! A staff is walking toward him. The staff now has Y's paper and walking toward the judges. The judges have the paper. They are making photocopies. Z's pencil broke! He found another pencil, oh that's the pencil once held by Obama! Ahh, always remember to bring more than one pencil to competitions. Now each judge is reading Y's paper. One judge shakes his head and circled something. Another judge is looking over, it seems they got into some argument. Ok, the argument seems to be resolved... and..."

I give up. Mathematics is not a spectator sport.

So while watching fullmetal alchemist.
It's quite simple to come up with other fullmetal titles...
Fullmetal chemists
Fullmetal algorithmists
Fullmetal analysts
and so on...

Of course, I want to have some more imaginative ones. Anyone want to post a few xD? Titles as in way to refer to somebody. For example, professor, mathematician are considered titles. I like funny titles that's a pun or something that does make sense.

Personal favorite, wish someone want to take up the title.
c-c-c-combinatorics breaker

I mentioned before in my other posts...
phiLOLsopher. LOLgician.
Anyone want these titles... use them xD those are currently not claimed.

Some I heard elsewhere
Mathemagician.

A few random thoughts.
Last night... to be exact, past middle night. I talked to myself on facebook. just allow myself write flows of texts reflect w/e I thought about. It feels pretty good.
I think that's like a diary. But not exactly... maybe...a thought diary?

Today during composition, there is a homework ask me to go around ask people how many people they know from a list of 255 last names.
Ha. I already listened to the exact same experiment during Yale's Psychology lectures, I need no composition experiments.
People in high school knows so little. mwhahahahahaha, open courses allow me to equip with uber awesome knowledge I will never learn in high school! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
Didn't post on my blog, but I'm closer to immortality a few days ago by immune to more lethal human disease.

So today I have been inspired by Kay's status message's commenter... and made(stole) some lame puns.

What do you call many people kill themselves due to math?
A math suicide!

Where is MIT?
In Mathachusetts.

What do you call a huge amount of calculus homeworks?
A mathive amount of homework.

I play MMOs, you know mathively multiplayer online games

I think I need a full body mathage after posting these.